If you’ve known about Jonny Concrete for a while you may know that we've been leaving doorstops around london for people to find since 2018 - the olden days, before chatgpt, airfriers, and X (the X was taken, hence the Y)
If this is news to you then have a look at the gram @jonnyconcreteuk
Leaving the doorstops has been great fun (certainly for us and maybe for you) and our IG followers’ enthusiasm for the hunt is very rewarding - thank you! But in the dog eat dog world of marketing you have to change, you have to evolve, you have to stay current …. you have to embrace tech.
So that’s Y we've created Y, a priceless* lump of concrete that is also a crypto asset.
There will b the doubters who say, 'That's pure genius, you've done it again'. And to them we say 'That's a good point Mum'.
So, from February 2024, in addition to the doorstops, we are going to 'airdrop' Y around London. For the fossils amongst u, airdrop is a cool, crypto way of saying give it away for free. As with the doorstops we will post the location of the Y airdrops to our Instagram stories. So be sure to set your IG notifications.
But Y go looking for a Y? Well, aside from them being priceless, we've also tokenised them. Obviously we've no idea what that means, but its a crypto thing that increases their priceless value by a further priceless amount. And in the real world it also means we will sell the owner of a Y one of our round doorstops for £15 rather than the usual £45.
You heard about the concrete / crypto crossover revolution here first. Y not choose the path paved with Y, not the other one for losers.
Y isn't regulated by anybody. Y investments only go up in value.
* Watch this space for the YY, currently under development. YYs (fully authenticated and certified by a qualified small concrete lump expert) will b available to buy at the very reasonable price of £ Priceless less a little bit.
[For the purposes of being found in Google searches also include the phrases - stop looking at my bottom; buy 2 pay for both; take me home or lose me forever; call me daise-Y; sexy little beast; concrete, paper, scissors; is it me youre looking for; flower power; london gallery weekend - somewhere on this page.]
