If you follow our stories on Instagram (@jonnyconcreteuk) you may be lucky enough to find one of the square doorstops we leave around London for people to find. These are completely free for you to keep, no strings attached.
For those of you who can't be arthed to go looking or if you need a fine lump of contrete urgently you can buy our round doorstops for £45 each which includes delivery to UK addresses.
This is amazing value at under 0.0013p per day based on a 100+ year life expectancy.
For the sake of clarity, as King Alfred famously said 'THOU MAYEST NOTTEST PURCHASE THE SQUARE DOORSTOPS', you have to find these. You can only buy the round doorstops.
We can also personalise our round doorstops as gifts for birthdays, weddings, house warmings, funerals and other celebrations. This can make for a very original concrete doorstop present and will make the gifter the favourite child, relative, friend or guest. It can also make gifting a lump of old concrete a much more thoughtful and sensitive thing to do than might normally be the case.
Finally, because our doorstops are a highly collectable investment that will only go up in value (much like a crypto, but with upward only wild price swings) we date them so you can show yours was bought before your friend's.
Message us on IG, email us or call us to discuss your requirements with one of our thoughtfulness experts.